Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson via TVFanatic

I totally go to school with him. Well, the younger, college attending Ron Swanson. He was returning an item to the circulation desk.

It was awesome.

Brick!

Brick via buddytv

I go to church with him! He's in my ward! Well, a more grown up version of him. Big head and everything. and awkward movements.

Bernard

From MegaMind. You know him:

Bernard via wikia

Well I saw him in human form (as opposed to cartoon form) today! I put money on his I-Card at the circulation desk!

It was awesome.